Okay, so the ‘True Clean’ towel skews a little bit to the side of bachelor humor, but it does make a pretty good point. When you’re using your towel to dry yourself off, are you considering what part of the towel you used to dry where? Probably, not. But it makes sense to consider, and even if this isn’t a towel you’re going to keep out when you have company, it’s still a high quality product with a sense of humor. You can grab one here.